"WWhhaatt wwiill wwee ddoo nnooww SSppaaccee BBaarroonn?!" said Brian, noticing that Rob had stolen Karl's combination punctuation, as he and Space Baron ppllummeettedd towards the earth. "IIff wwee ddoonn''tt ddoo ssoommeeththiinngg ssoooonn wwee''llll ddiiee!!"
"IIff oonnllyy tthhaatt ddaassttaarrddllyy bbaassttaarrdd, Captain Ownandflyahelicopter hhaaddnn''tt ppuusshheedd uuss oouutt ooff hhiiss hheelliiccoopptteerr wwee wwoouullddnn''tt bbee iinn tthhiiss mmeessss." replied Space Baron, unhelpfully.
"Oh, no," thought Brian to himself, "he's blaming someone else for our troubles, we're doomed." but outwardly he said, "II bbeelliieevvee iinn yyoouu SSppaaccee BBaarroonn."
"TThhaannkkss,, tthhaatt mmeeaannss aabbssoolluutteellyy nnootthhiinngg ttoo mmee, yyoouu wwaassttee ooff ssppaaccee." said Space Baron spitefully, determined to enjoy the last thirty seconds of his life.
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOO" screamed Brian, realising that the rest of his life would be thirty seconds of Space Baron nastiness.
By this stage Brian was crying like a girl, in fact, Brian was so distressed that he pulled on the ripcord of the bag in which he kept his novelty "Giant Parachute-shaped Hankerchief in a Bag". The hankerchief, however failed to open and Brian took the bag off his back in disgust, so that he could wipe his teary face and snotty nose on his sleeve.
The "Giant Parachute-shaped Hankerchief in a Bag" fell to earth quicker than Space Baron and Brian so they both fell onto the snotty, soft, cushiony mass and were uninjured, if a little disgusted.
THE END
CAN SPACE BARONE AND HIS DEADSET GIRL OF A SIDEKICK BRIAN TAKE REVENGE ON
CAPTAIN OWNANDFLYAHELICOPTER AND SAVE THE PRINCESS ON THE PLANE AND THE
ENDANGERED LLAMAS SHE'S GOING TO FALL ON??
CAN THEY STOP HIM FROM DOING
WHAT HE DID TO THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE?
CAN ANYONE UNDERSTAND WHY I'M STILL
WRITING WHEN I'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES UNTIL A LECTURE??