Space Baron Episode #11

SPACE BARON and Space Baron

- By Ben

Brian relaxed, sipping a cold drink of ice by the pool, which was strange, as they did not own a pool in this episode. Space Baron charged out of the house, which was strange, as they lived in a flat in this episode, anyway, SB charged out of their residence, and raced to Brian's side.

"Brian..." pleaded SB. "I need your help old friend..."

"Why are you acting so strange?" questioned Brian. Brian was puzzled at the strange expression on SB's face, it was almost...happiness.

"Erm, Heh heh heh heh." SB laughed. Brian was suprised by the almost robotic tone of SB's voice.

Something strange is going on here, said Ben, who does not have to put "" marks in when he is speaking.

"Space Baron, you are scaring me," said Brian, "but I am enjoying it."

"Just fucking listen!" yelled Space Baron. Brian stood up, then sat up. "There is an imposter in this episode. Another robot Space Baron, who is trying to trick you into thinking that I am me".

Brian stared blankly for a moment. After several minutes of these moments, SB whacked Brian on the head with a convenient baseball bat. "Don't you understand...y.." but SB was cut off by a huge crash.

As the dust settled, Space Baron stood there. "Don't believe this imposter." he told Brian. Brian looked at Space Baron, who looked at Space Baron, who looked back to Brian.

"Don't believe him Brian, he is the imposter!" shouted Space Baron.

"That's a lie!" shouted Space Baron.

"We'll see about that" yelled Space Baron, and pulled out his anti-robot neutralising device weapon, and fired. BOOM!

As the dust was still settling, Space Baron looked down at the mangled mess he had created. "You've done it Space Baron!! You've killed Space Baron!!" Brian screamed with excitiment, but was cut off when he looked down and saw blood and guts. "Oh my stars... you have killed the real Space Baron, which means you were the robot all along..."

"No..." said Space Baron, "It is me Brian, and he pulled off his mask to reveal the real Space Baron.

"If you are real" started Brian. "Then who did we kill??"

"Well" said Space Baron. "Look.."

Brian knelt down and pulled the mask off the blood and guts, and saw that it was Mr Withers, the haunted amusement park owner.

The blood and guts got up and said "I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids..."

"Whew.." said Space Baron. "I guess that wraps that up."

Brian breathed a sigh of relief. "But there is one more thing that remains" he finished.

Space Baron leant over and started pulling off Brian's mask, which was strange beacuse Brian wasn't wearing a mask, and so Space Baron was actually pulling Brian's face/off, revealing a mess of blood and guts, which was also mistaken for Mr Withers, and taken away.

THE END.